Listen up, men. First, whether you are visiting Port A with your wife, girlfriend, or mistress, she will love this room. Second, you will feel like sissies for spending the night in a room that is this pink and that has this much frill and lace. Finally and most importantly, she will love you for thinking so much of her to rent such a girlie room. So in summary: Room 112, the Victorian Princess, see you when you arrive.